
As a celebration of Sarita's arrival Axel and I went to see New Moon. I was hesitant to even go, but Axel insisted. Yes women, my husband dragged me to a Twilight movie.
Let's talk about the Twilight series, shall we?
I have read 3 of the Twilight books because I felt my church membership was in question if I didn't do so. The first one? Fine. Okay. Not so terrible I want to poke my eyes out and slightly entertaining. But the book did leave me with tons of questions. I read the second book thinking it would surely answer all those questions, but no dice. By the third book I spent 3 hours skimming from cover to cover looking for those answer and still never found them. I gave up.
Maybe I am missing something. Maybe I didn't read with such intensity and therefore I missed the point. If you have the answers to these questions I beg of you to tell me.
1. Why is it so horrifying if Bella turns to the dark side? Forgive me, but doesn't Edward's life seem just fine? The guy is forever young. He is handsome, and never has to study for an exam. The downside is not clear to me. What makes me want to yell, 'Bella, don't do it!'? Is it because she will have to live forever? 'Cause that doesn't seem like the worst thing in the world. Or maybe it is, but I don't have a clear idea of why that would entirely suck. Is it because she can't have kids? You know, the whole purpose for our existence and the end of her genetic imprint forever. Stephanie Meyer has not fully developed this point and therefore, why do I care?
2. Is it just me or is the angst so unbearable one cannot sit comfortably during the entire film/book. I have angst about their angst. It doesn't stop until you finally close the book or walk out of the theater. My problem is if I don't quite understand the basis of this angst (see Question 1), I can't look past the drama and overacting. I am just expecting there to be a scene about Bella's internal conflict of what color of socks she should wear. Honestly, why do I care?
3. Why does Edward and Jacob care about Bella? I cannot be convinced that it is her gorgeous looks or dynamic personality. She appears to be average in every way. For two apparently 'hot' guys I don't get the appeal. I am not convinced it is her unsatiable blood. I mean, come on, find another O positive and move on. Plus, women, wouldn't you be a little offended if a guy only loved you for your circulatory system? What is the relationship based on anyways? I am not sure why I care about her let alone two super fine guys. I mean, it isn't like she fought off Voldemort or something like that.
4. Why would Meyer try to integrate a social act such as marriage into a vampire world? Do you really think vampires care about the sacred act of marriage? Isn't marriage of God and vampirism of the Devil? Why mix the two? I am either buying the real world or the vampire world, not both.
5. Why is the only rule with the vampires that they can't show themselves? Edward wanted to commit suicide by showing his diamond glowing skin off to a crowd of people. Apparently that was a sure fire way of getting the book thrown at him and getting his head ripped off. But then five minutes later we see 25 unsuspecting American tourists being led to their deaths. What, glowing skin will reveal to the world that vampires exist, but 25 ripped apart American tourists is going to pass by CNN at a time when the biggest story is two party crashers at a presidential party? Hmmm. Pass me another glass of milk. That one is hard to swallow.
Maybe there is a clear, defined, explanation for all of these points and I just missed it because I did not read with vigor or vim. Am I alone in thinking this is not a literary masterpiece or even fun to read? It isn't simply because Sci Fi isn't my first choice of books, because in the past, I have been sucked into the world of Captain Kirk and Terminating Robots. If the storyline is tight, I can be swayed. The problem with this book is not 'Vampires' per ce, it is just there appears to be too many holes and I am bothered by the undeveloped pieces of the plot.
I know I am a living, breathing, middle aged woman and that is why I am so confused. Shouldn't I LOVE this book? Shouldn't I be talking about what 'team' I am rooting for? Shouldn't I be lusting after those boys portrayed in the book? Why do I not have passion for this book? Where is this passion rooted in all these women? Because I can't find it.
So, please, for the lazy reader here, tell me why I care.