Dialogue between a 5 and 4 year old

Our electricity is out in our kitchen. We first blew the stove and now the hot plate I bought has burnt out each outlet in the kitchen. No more fancy food for us or at least until the house guy comes to fix it (surely two weeks from now after several harassing phone calls from me, ugh).

As a result, I was driving with Heavah, Xavier and Sedona in the car to get some take out. As we were driving around Sedona began to scream (she has taken Axel being gone the hardest) for no apparent reason. The conversation then began like this:

Xavier - “Sedona, you are being a butt.”
Heavah (quick to correct him) - “Xavier, she is not being a butt, she is tired and hungry and she is trying to tell us that she needs food and water.”
Xavier - “Sedona, you are being a butt.”
Heavah – “No Xavier, she doesn’t want to make bad choices, she just needs food and water. She is trying to tell mommy that.”
Xavier – “Sedona, you are being a butt.”
Heavah – “Really Xavier, she just wants to tell mommy something.”
Xavier – “A butt, a butt, a butt (in a musical tone)”
Heavah – “You just don’t understand.”
Xavier – “A butt.”