1. You should never get close to caged animals. All sorts of crazy things can happen. Elephants can chew your face off, monkeys will pull your hair, and tigers will gnaw on your ankles.
2. Even if you share the same species, it doesn't quite mean you have the same look.
3. There are animals out there that do look like Simpson characters.
4. It is wise to keep your kids hands inside the bars at all times.
5. Sometimes a fake tattoo tiger is cooler than seeing the real thing. (Again, Axel's doing, not mine).
1 comment:
I have to say a resounding NO to the fake tat. Axel, come ON do you really want your sweet beautiful daughter to think tats are cool? Let me say they might be cute right now, but resist the temptation NO tats are cool above the age of 25.
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