Axel has a big meeting in Dubai today. Last night he thought he would take care of a few misplaced hairs on his head. It was only two weeks ago that he went and got his $2 hair cut. Why again? Just to make sure he wasn't meeting with a Nepalese lover, I followed. Here is what I saw...
What a mere trim is like for Axel:
1. A cutting session that involved an examination of each hair on his head.
2. A facial massage before a close shave with baby lotion.
3. An application of conditioner and yet again another facial massage.
4. A clean shave using gentle strokes along his cheek.
5. A complete and detailed trim of his goatee.
6. A back massage.
7. A head massage.
8. A neck massage.
9. Number 6, 7, 8 again...and again... and again.
10. An application of some aftershave and a dust off with a brush.
No lover, just therapy. I wanted 6 through 10 too. Too bad girls aren't allowed.
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